Fresh Flesh

 Rings of Hell's Post-Summer-Break Report brings you:
Fresh Flesh!

Summer-break, sunburns, a fresh semester, and two new full-time team members!

Welcome to Hell!

Allow me to introduce:

Jacob Stone is a 3D Artist, modeler, and hard-surface specialist.
Orrett Coke is a skilled Level Designer with a tech-focused background.

Our team is extremely eager and excited to have these two join the project.

The forge and flames of Hell grow stronger.

Readers must be hungry for more reveals on the Rings of Hell's development, so let's sate that appetite!

Stop by for some morning breakfast or brunch at the lovely, one and only:

*Horns sold separately.

Not an early imp? Grab some quick grub, here:

*Dessert never available.

Fast food franchises are fantastic, but:

Don't forget to support your local businesses!

There's an entrepreneur in all of us! (Especially yours truly!)

If you are feeling thirsty, here are some hot beverages to burn your braincells:

Everyone has a favorite flavor. Try a few and tell us yours!

I am personally partial to the poisoned green apple, with worms.

Others are huge fans of Nuclear Fusion and The Infernal Flame.
Who knew that you could drink liquid fire? (Too spicy, for me.) In any case:

*All drinks begin at boiling-hot temperatures and range to outright radioactive!

Consume at your own risk!

Moving on to more memorabilia moments.

This week, we have a new Infernal Champion:

The myth, the maker, the katana-king!

Congratulations! Keep up the grind!

Wear it with pride!

(Hell may be an unpaid sweat-shop of eternal damnation, but we recognize our top talent when we can!)

Final advice from one fevorous fighter to another:

Don't spend all your teeth in one place!

Especially here:

Although they are adorable, they are also deplorable!

Don't let them take advantage of you. Be better than them.

That's all for now! Stay tuned for June!
(That's His Infernal Majesty's month, after all!)

Big, fiery, and not-so-friendly fiends. Coming soon.

Until then!

Signing out.