Rings of Hell Status Update #4: Spring Into Summer
From Purgatory to Hell.
You know our motto: we deliver.
Greetings reader, and welcome back to the fiery pits of Hell!
(Is it getting hotter in here? No? Just me? Well, on with it!)
From November to April, it has been a sprawling, spiraling journey so far.
Viewers can look forward to the team's upcoming 4th Status Update presentation, scheduled for next Thursday, April 29th, where we will be showcasing our 3D hub-world, new art, animations, and more!
From all of us on the Usual Suspects dev team, thank you for fighting with us!
The unyielding infernal fiery Rings of Hell are eternal.
The fights and flames must be tended to.
If not us, someone must!
So, what's new in Hell?
Insert Your Start-Up Company Business Name Here.
Perhaps not, best stick to fighting in the ring. Get back in there!
Enjoy some slop in a pot, you poor sot!
(After all, it is all you got.)
Beans, beans! Get your beans!
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So, eat your beans with every meal!
(As my father used to say, but did I listen? No!)
Stealing has never stopped you before, has it?
This shop vendor has two goals:
keep good things in and keep bad things out.
For VIP fighters only. Anyone else gets the horns.
Behold, the most comfortable couch in Hell!
(Alas, also very likely the only couch in Hell.)
Are you ready for our 4th Status Update presentation?
May the flames of your fervor ambition never falter. Fight!
Thanks for reading, and thanks for play-testing our graduate Capstone game project!
From the infernal flames of Hell (and Florida), We will see you soon, in the summer!
From the infernal flames of Hell (and Florida), We will see you soon, in the summer!
-Usual Suspects






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